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Post by fangsfan1 on Apr 23, 2011 19:22:08 GMT -6
There once was a wizard quite small
Who at Christmas made trees best of all
He taught classes in Charming
Though his size was alarming
Heart and mind were both fifteen feet tall!
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Post by Duddahs on Apr 24, 2011 12:29:28 GMT -6
Oh yeah, Holiday Limericks!
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Post by grandpalovegood on Apr 29, 2011 8:51:26 GMT -6
Please bare with me... I think I'm asleep.
A book owned by a Half Blood Prince.
Who's margins made much better sense,
to Harry who was reading
Hermoine says he was cheating
made the whole subject feel really tense.
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Post by Duddahs on May 3, 2011 10:35:58 GMT -6
Yippee!
More fun for us all to read.....
The knowledge that is grown from a seed.
These Limericks are all so fun,
That I doubt that I am the only one,
To come here with a burning need.
OK, now you can throw those rotten tomato's you have all been holding in your back pockets
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Post by grandpalovegood on May 4, 2011 16:03:19 GMT -6
naaa... you did just fine.
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Post by grandpalovegood on May 5, 2011 5:22:40 GMT -6
Sitting in a stone bowl All shimery silvery cold Was once real time Hidden deep in your mind Now will the truth be told ugh.  |
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Post by fangsfan1 on May 17, 2011 15:21:51 GMT -6
Miss Charlotte and Duddahs, yours were great, thanks for putting them here!!
Take a toenail or hair from a foe,
Boomslang skin, lacewing flies-cook them slow,
It all makes Polyjuice,
Just don't let your cat loose,
Or you may watch your own cat face grow.
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Post by fangsfan1 on May 18, 2011 9:28:30 GMT -6
Not a limerick, just a poem for fun.
Comments from a Feisty "Geist
My name is Peeves,
Myself I please,
My tricks will bring you to your knees.
Balloons I sqeeze,
Douse you with ease,
I'm better than the Weasley's Wheeze.
Now Weasley boys,
Make lovely toys,
To make you laugh, your prof's annoy.
But though their gags,
Are finely made,
MY stuff will leave them in the shade!
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Post by Duddahs on May 23, 2011 9:04:04 GMT -6
That was just too much fun Fangsfan1~
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Post by fangsfan1 on May 30, 2011 22:15:33 GMT -6
Hermione went on a tear,
Conjured fierce stinging birds out of air,
She took Cormac for fun,
But when battles were done,
She went back to the boy with red hair.
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Post by Duddahs on May 31, 2011 11:31:00 GMT -6
Oh, I absolutely LOVED that one!
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Post by fangsfan1 on Jun 2, 2011 9:52:41 GMT -6
Thank you friend Duddahs  Filch said "Being a squib's a bad rap" Figg said "I take exception to that" "For I lived my life large, And they put me in charge, Of the boy who knocked Voldemort flat." |
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Post by pseudonym on Jun 2, 2011 18:42:52 GMT -6
That was fantastic Fangsfan!
I have a few that I made up on the spot.. Probably shouldn't post this many, but my files aren't saving on my computer any more, so getting them out the way now.
Seamus Finnegan was blowing stuff up,
he couldn't turn his pet into a cup.
So when he failed transifugartion,
he spent the rest of his duration,
In the library eating pancakes and syrup.
Oh, that was awful, but it was fun trying to find rhymes with 'up'
After he dated the red headed sister,
he was shocked when George watched him kiss her.
He zipped up her dress,
as she dressed to impress.
And soon he realised he missed her.
After his twin went into the sky,
he wished he had the chance to say "Good-bye"
He locked up the store,
and become a historical bore,
for all he does is cry.
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Post by Duddahs on Jun 3, 2011 11:59:52 GMT -6
WOW! I am in Limerick overload..
LIES,
Never can have too many great Limericks!
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Post by grandpalovegood on Jun 4, 2011 16:39:23 GMT -6
Yeah... those are great. I'm sure when Fangsfan comes back she will add more and love to see more have been added.
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Hagrid is a big hairy man
Who loves to help when he can.
He loves every creature
even those who'd be in horror features.
Many students saw them and ran.
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Post by fangsfan1 on Jun 4, 2011 19:44:21 GMT -6
Lots of great new limericks, thanks Pseudonym and Miss Charlotte!
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Post by fangsfan1 on Jun 15, 2011 9:23:55 GMT -6
Albus D could speak Mermish and Troll,
Found a ring that held Voldemort's soul,
He was feared by Tom RIddle,
Had a beard to his middle,
And kept dragon's blood fans in the know.
Even Phineas thought he had style,
He had blue twinkling eyes and bright smile,
Once they tried to arrest him
But noone could best him,
He just jinxed and laid low for a while.
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Post by Duddahs on Jun 16, 2011 8:29:50 GMT -6
Oh I really liked those Fangsfan1.
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Post by fangsfan1 on Jun 16, 2011 8:45:28 GMT -6
Albus D could speak Mermish and Troll,
Found a ring that held Voldemort's soul,
He was feared by Tom RIddle,
Had a beard to his middle,
And kept dragon's blood fans in the know.
Even Phineas thought he had style,
He had blue twinkling eyes and bright smile,
Once they tried to arrest him
But noone could best him,
He just jinxed and laid low for a while.
He had gadgets to turn things to gold
He had pensieves for mem'ries of old,
He had portraits to talk to,
A bar bro to walk to,
And a bird wise and healing and bold.
(Thank you Duddahs. I decided it needed at least one more verse.)
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Post by pseudonym on Jun 16, 2011 17:25:32 GMT -6
I love Dumbledore Limericks, especially yours FangsFan!
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