Harry Potter Limericks

[fangsfan1]

I have this thread on the WB and wanted to bring it here as well.
Anyone is welcome to contribute!
Here's one to start off...

There was a young boy with a scar,
A Giant said he would go far,
He learned how to fly,
And helped You Know Who die
And he made JK Rowling a star.

[Duddahs]

YaY! for the Limericks! Oh how I love these! Between you and Rallem, please keep them coming!

Thanks so much for posting this FF!

[grandpalovegood]

Yay a good Harry one to start off with.


This might be helpful because I never can remember the number of syllabols are in each line.. and which are supposed to rhyme.

The first, second, and third should be between 7 to 9 syllables, and should rhyme.
The Third and fourth are supposed to have 5 to 6 syllables and rhyme with each other.

I'll try to come up with something to post by tonight.

Thanks Fangsfan for posting this here.

[fangsfan1]

Thank you both, and thanks for posting those rules Miss C.

[grandpalovegood]

I know I was hoping to have something to post... I still hope I will have one sometime tonight..

(I seem to be having a hard time concentrating this evening.. You know those headaches that make you want to cry. Meds have not kicked in yet.. but I'm being hopefull. Because I"m late for a posting spree, and this was supposed to be my first stop.)

[grandpalovegood]

OK.... I think I've got one..

There once was a man called Snape.
Who had a great billowing cape.
Went for a walk one night
A howl gave him fright.
Because one who's so full of hate.

[fangsfan1]

Great to see Snape represented here, thanks Miss Charlotte!

[fangsfan1]

There's a game full of thrills, skills and passion,
Up at Hogwarts it's always in fashion,
Where each wizard or witch,
Wants to catch a gold snitch,
Just be careful you don't get a bashin'.

[fangsfan1]

Wizards, gather your young sons and daughters,
Send them full tilt through Nine and Three Quarters,
Let them play wizard's chess,
On the Hogwart's Express,
Til they come to the Hogwart's House Sorter.

[Duddahs]

YaY for more great Limericks!

[fangsfan1]

Thanks Duddahs! This one kind of goes along with the previous one.

Hogwarts Firsts, wash your hair with fine lotion.
Calm yourselves, try to quell your emotions,
For your heads will be blessed,
With a Hat whose best guess,
Will ordain where you brew magic potions.

[grandpalovegood]

YOu make this look so easy... I really enjoy reading these..

I'll try to post one tomorrow sometime.

[fangsfan1]

You may think that I'm just a bartender,
But if Sis were here, then I'd defend her,
You may say you eat death,
But to me you're a mess,
And my goats can all beat you for splendour!

[grandpalovegood]

;D I like that one.

*clears my throat*


There was a girl with bushy brown hair.

When she was mad she'd give you a scare.

Little birds that go tweet

But land on your cheek

After a high flight through the air.

[fangsfan1]

Hermione! Good one Miss C!

[Duddahs]

Good one Miss C.

[JB Rockus]

here's another snape one that i wrote a few years ago hehe

i'm in love with a wizard snamed snape
all day long, i feed him grapes
i brush his hair, cuz it's so tangly
he makes my heart go jingly jangly
i'd love to see what's under that cape!

;D

[fangsfan1]

That is so cute, I love that one JB. I'm a Snape fan too!

[JB Rockus]

thanks, fangsfan!! wOOt, another snape fan!

[grandpalovegood]

A teacher named McGonagall
was simply so phenomenal
could turn into a cat
Just imagine that
So Supportive whenever Albus called.