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Post by rallem on Jan 1, 2011 7:07:45 GMT -6
Neville was tired of being the fool
Tired of always being a tool
As hard as he might
He never did right
In the end he showed Gryffindor cool
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Post by fangsfan1 on Jan 22, 2011 12:05:38 GMT -6
It's my favorite part of the Castle,
Where the house elves can bake without hassle,
Just go tickle that pear,
Though the house elves may stare,
They will give you free food by the passel.
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Post by rallem on Jan 27, 2011 9:51:55 GMT -6
A child named Dudley sometimes resents
Certainly when it comes to presents
There are thirty six
So he screams and kicks
Then he goes to see the caged serpents
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Post by rallem on Jan 28, 2011 3:41:27 GMT -6
His mom a witch and dad a muggle
Learning new spells could be a struggle
They sometimes ignite
To students delight
Causing Seamus’ friends to chuckle
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Post by Duddahs on Jan 28, 2011 11:16:10 GMT -6
Very good guys.. Fun reads all around the place!
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Post by rallem on Jan 29, 2011 12:22:37 GMT -6
This is not a very good one but I really wanted a limerick about Crabbe and Goyle.
There were two students named Crabbe and Goyle
Big and Burley they never did toil
They were Slytherin
So there they did din
And make all other students blood boil
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Post by rin68nyr on Jan 29, 2011 13:22:34 GMT -6
The Weasley family didn't have much money
They had red hair and were funny.
They didn't like rain
It was such a pain
They always played quidditch when sunny.
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Post by rallem on Feb 2, 2011 10:21:51 GMT -6
The Longbottoms were a pure blood breed
Tolerance for others was their creed
Victims, Crucio
Patients, St. Mungo
Parents of Neville, Gryffindor Lead
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Post by grandpalovegood on Feb 20, 2011 20:36:52 GMT -6
There once was a girl named Merope, She wore a locket 'round her throat. Her father was mean. A house barely seen. Tom was cursed, so they eloped. eh... It needs work. Sorry it's been too long since I posted one Fangsfan.  |
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Post by rallem on Feb 23, 2011 7:09:26 GMT -6
It's always good to keep trying.
There once was a wizard named Potter
Who was raised as a cupboard squatter
His parents were dead
A scar on his head
At the hands of an evil plotter
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Post by grandpalovegood on Feb 24, 2011 4:23:52 GMT -6
Harry was given a cool map.
T'was not for those who nap.
Some love to be free.
Some climb below a tree.
Hit the notch then slide down the gap.
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Post by rallem on Feb 25, 2011 5:55:21 GMT -6
You're limericks are coming along great Misscharlotte.
As a little boy Ron had a rat
Then one year Hermione got a cat
Making the two fight
All day and all night
Then they discovered the Shrieking Shack
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Post by grandpalovegood on Feb 25, 2011 17:00:40 GMT -6
Ah... I was just more awake than usual. *cries* unlike now. I'm so tired of being tired.  At least yours was good. |
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Post by rallem on Feb 26, 2011 15:49:24 GMT -6
Yours was fine Misscharlotte
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Post by rallem on Feb 26, 2011 15:59:36 GMT -6
There was a young wizard named Neville
Whose spell casting skills were quite dismal
Giving Granny rants
Until he found plants
He took Ginny to the school social
Oh well they can't all be winners. ;D
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Post by grandpalovegood on Mar 7, 2011 10:53:28 GMT -6
That one looked good to me. There once was a guy named Albus. Who never tried to make a fuss. He had long auburn hair. Big heart filled with love and care. And protected all of us. ok... I"ll reword this one and post it later on... good night.  |
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Post by fangsfan1 on Mar 11, 2011 10:24:32 GMT -6
Great limericks everyone! Thanks for keeping this going, I've enjoyed reading every one of them.
I know a big dog who loves tunes,
Played on trumpet, cornet and bassoon,
He may growl and cause strife,
Just grab bagpipes and fife-
His three heads will be over the moon.
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Post by Duddahs on Apr 1, 2011 9:53:23 GMT -6
Oh Fansfan1,
I do hope you return with your wonderful Limericks...
Both you and Miss Charlotte make me smile for a very long while with your lines.
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Post by fangsfan1 on Apr 11, 2011 18:50:45 GMT -6
They may or may not all be Sisters,
But they'll rock til their fingers are blistered,
They'll play at your prom,
And they'll Weird out you mom,
They're the rockinest Wizard group mister!
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Post by Duddahs on Apr 12, 2011 12:39:14 GMT -6
YEAH! THANK MERLIN! Fangsfan1 is back and posting her wonderful Limericks. I missed them and her brilliant words so. Yeah for us all....  |
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