Harry Potter Limericks

[Duddahs]

Brilliant fangsfan1!

[Duddahs]

You slip and slide,
as the Owls above do glide.
Snow balls fly through the air,
now they're stuck in your hair,
And your tormentors run and hide.

[misscharlotte]

There once was a guy named Newt.
Looks spiffy in his nice blue suit.
Carries a case full of creatures
and hides from the preachers
his Niffler likes to make off with some loot.

[misscharlotte]

Hogwarts a magical school
To go there would be so cool.
Hug your parents goodbye,
Tell them don't you cry.
then yell, Gryffindor's rule!

[Duddahs]

Oh the ground hog did tell,
how he witnessed his shadows spell.
We have since been in the midst,
Of old man winters frozen fist.
Yet springs bouquet of flowers soon we shall smell.

[Duddahs]

Spring has sprung,
the toads with long tongues,
catch random flies
under the Howarts disguise,
Of being the baratones as the school song is sung.

[fangsfan1]

If you fall into trouble again,
It's the phoenix you need as a friend,
For his tears can cure all,
Wounds gigantic and small,
And his tail has the strength of ten men.

[Duddahs]

Bravo! Bravo!

[Duddahs]

How brilliant lighting did strike,
upon that muggy, warm night.
The storm clouds rose,
while the shutters were slammed closed.
Yet Hagrid was up for the Dursleys fight.

[Duddahs]

I sit on this box,
like a bagel, cheese n lox
Watin fur a ship ter arrive
Ter see if any er em survive
The giantess on her gold socks.

[Duddahs]

What a glorious end,
to so many we are called friend.
Upon our final night,
we sent up fireworks of delight.
Peeves was then set to drive the ole bat round the bend.

[Duddahs]

Shadows are cast upon ancient stone walls.
Mysterious whispers are sent throughout the darkened halls.
I wander through the passage way nearly every night,
tremors of entry creates a blinding delight.
I wish and I hope that one of these days,
my journey will reveal the place where destinay stays.
A weapon beyond comprehension they claim,
My fingers twitch to embrace it just the same.
What a fool I have been to have been duped in this way.
If not for my recklessness Sirius would be here today.
Blinded by my youth,
Obscured by displaced anger,
The puppeteer told not the truth,
still I foolishly led many into danger.
Truth be told I had always known,
from deep within me my destiny had grown.
Had I listened to my teachers and done as they said,
today we would have been defeated, today we all would have instead been deed.

[fangsfan1]

There once was a wizard who told
Of herbology plants red and gold,
He became a brave hero,
Made a bad snake a zero,
But he couldn't keep track of his toad.

[fangsfan1]

Minerva changed into a cat,
Found the Privet Drive address and sat,
Til a wizard arrived,
With the Boy Who Survived,
Then they left him on Vern Dursley's mat.

[Duddahs]

Oh another brilliant one indeed!

[fangsfan1]

My boarhound's as wide as he's tall
His courage may seem rather small,
He's big as a house,
He's as scared as a mouse,
But at cuddling he's best of them all.

[Duddahs]

In our little skiff,
Scared, frozen stiff.
When from high above
Flew over an Owl and a dove.
My hopes grew to become a Gryff!

[fangsfan1]

The twins held a big celebration,
U-No-Poo had been sweeping the nation.
Then they magicked a car,
But it didn't go far,
Mom found out-a most dire situation.

[Duddahs]

Yay for the return of the HP Limericks!

[fangsfan1]

Well, my first one knocked down Ollivander,
And the second one cried ":I can't stand her!"
I tried more of the same,
Every feather you'd name,
But I can't tell a goose from a gander.

So my third one set fire to a bath bun
And my fourth turned the color of cow dung,
But I know in my gizzard,
The wand picks the wizard,
So I'll try til I pick out the right one.