Harry Potter Limericks

[Duddahs]

A silly little girl,
flaming red hair does it curl.
She did as she was told,
by one who was ever so old.
While at the Chambers entrance did the water swirl.

[misscharlotte]

There once was a boy who could fly.
He used a broom to go high.
He went left and right,
flew over a kite
To a flock of birds he gave such a fright.

[fangsfan1]

Great ones from Duddahs and Charlotte!

[misscharlotte]

Eeek. You are so kind Fangsfan at least where mine are concerned.

Let me see if I can do another.

Snape sure loved Lily so.
His heart just wouldn't let go.
He said something wrong one night,
she would not let him make right.
For this love his patronus was a doe.

[Duddahs]

There once was a house elf named Dobby,
collecting odd socks was his hobby.
His toga was well worn,
due to his masters dastardly scorn,
Yet he had the last laugh on ole snobby.

[fangsfan1]

Love the Dobby one Duddahs!

McGonagall turned to a cat,
Peter Pettigrew changed to a rat,
Rita Skeeter a bug,
Black a dog you could hug,
James a stag who would cover your back.

[Duddahs]

Duddahs loves all things anamgaus!

[Duddahs]

There once was a boy named Fred,
His hair was a flaming red.
His twin was known as George
At feasts they were known to gorge,
Alas dear Georgie,Fred is now dead

[fangsfan1]

Crouch Jr, that absolute skunk,
Locked up a great wiz in a trunk.
He had a big plan,
To become a new man,
So he pulled Mad Eye's hair by the hunk.

[misscharlotte]

 Yep, that he did.

[Duddahs]

[Duddahs]

A bronze Knut shall make you sing
Sickle's in your pocket a jingling
Those goblins are true curmudgeons
while you are trapped in Gringotts dungeons
Until you fly upon a freed dragon's wing

[fangsfan1]

Mr Fudge held a prominent station
In the rule of the wizarding nation,
Til he said ""You're all quacks
Who say You-Know-Who's back"
And was sent on extended vacation.

[misscharlotte]

Duddahs, I saw your laughing smiley and had to laugh out loud. I said to myself you are such a goofy nut, THEN I read the first line of your next post... your limerick you talk about knuts. What a way to start the morning.

AH the sounds of coins and dragons wings. Love it.


Fangsfan... Yep, Fudge was the real quack this time around.

These little lines of limerick's sure do paint a picture of what was.

I think I'll try one soon.

[fawkes]

Mad Eye did or did not present,
three unforgivable ways of decent.
1. to be forced upon,
2. the demise of Neville's dad and mom.
3. was the one that the imposter for Harry meant.

[misscharlotte]

Just wanted to let you know
a fun game to play, let's go.
take one from the list
it won't be missed
There are many more left to go.

You're welcome to play this game.
Potter's theme each list is named.
Soon there will only be one
then a new one's begun.
Without you it won't be the same.

[Duddahs]

When Voldie returned he was completely nude,
This in itself was very rude.
But Wormtail handed him a robe,
Out of the cauldron Voldie then strode.
Thinking he was some bad arsed dude.

[fangsfan1]

[Duddahs]

So sad was the day,
that our friend did go away.
What has been left behind,
has many of us blind.
Forever in our hearts he will stay.

[fangsfan1]

Asked the dark side, "What wizard or witch
Has laid waste to our own Bellatrix?"
We all answered ""That's easy",
T'was dear Molly Weasley,
Who cried "Not my daughter, you b--ch!"