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Post by grandpalovegood on May 14, 2012 9:40:45 GMT -6
Oh I love that one. I will have to say it's my favorite by far.  |
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Post by Duddahs on May 21, 2012 10:59:01 GMT -6
To Hogwarts the duo flew from afar,
their journey made possible by a stolen flying car.
Their intent to lay their heads upon their dorm room pillow,
but first they had to deal with a nasty Whomping Willow.
While the Potions Master readied with feather and tar.
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Post by fangsfan1 on May 21, 2012 19:52:53 GMT -6
I loved this one Duddahs, especially the last line cracked me up!
There was a professor named Snape,
Who hid in a black, flowing cape,
Some called him a hero,
Some said, he's a zero,
But from death he helped Potter escape.
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Post by Duddahs on May 28, 2012 16:06:27 GMT -6
Three Heads are surely better than one.
Especially when you are trying to have fun.
So go on as you might
And put up your best fight
Still you won't get past me when the game is done.
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Post by rallem on Jun 3, 2012 14:46:56 GMT -6
Harry was sorted in Gryffindor
Heart of a lion and so much more
Player of quidditch
Catcher of the snitch
One what opened when he knew the score
The funny thing is I came here this afternoon for some reason to write a limmerick about platform nine and three quarters with sons and daughters. I am really glad that I read all of your wonderful limmericks before I wrote that one or I might have looked like I plagerized Fangsfan.
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Post by Duddahs on Jun 4, 2012 10:13:33 GMT -6
Excellent Rallem.
It is good to read your writings again here. Thanks so much! And loved your screen play too!
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Post by grandpalovegood on Jun 4, 2012 12:18:32 GMT -6
Yeah... these are so much fun to read. Funny, I thought of this thread a little while ago. See, I'm rereading the Hobbit book. In there Tolkien has lots of little songs. One I noticed was a Limerick. I had to come take a peek in here. |
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Post by rallem on Jun 5, 2012 6:04:10 GMT -6
Thank you, I enjoyed reading all of these too. I had problems posting yesterday.
The father of Ron had hair of red
As well as his brothers George and Fred
They all liked flying
And not the crying
But no eyes were dry when Fred was dead
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Post by Duddahs on Jun 5, 2012 9:22:58 GMT -6
Before the trio snuck out the portrait door,
Poor Neville was spelled to hit the floor.
Off into the night the trio crept,
To find out the secret that Fluffy kept.
Only to find him hiding much more.
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Post by rallem on Jun 5, 2012 14:45:21 GMT -6
Well done Duddahs.  |
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Post by fangsfan1 on Jun 11, 2012 20:06:36 GMT -6
Harry said "It's the fair thing to do,
Hagrid told me, so now I'll tell you.
Beauxs and Durms tongues are waggin'
Cause the first task is dragons,
And it's only right you should know too."
Cedric said "Take the egg to the loo,
(While you're there check the bubbles out too)
Take a bath-wet your ears,
Puzzle out what you hear,
Til the second task comes clear to you."
Great limericks all, thanks Rallem and Duddahs!!
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Post by Duddahs on Jun 12, 2012 7:56:19 GMT -6
A song that is so very solemn,
Fly's where no one can follow him.
His heart has been broken,
And his memories a mere token.
Now that Death for his friend came callin
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Post by fangsfan1 on Jun 12, 2012 9:21:41 GMT -6
Duddahs, that is beautiful  |
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Post by Duddahs on Jun 13, 2012 12:20:04 GMT -6
To look for what they did take,
I headed down to the great lake.
Without fear I dove right in,
Suddenly realized that I could not swim.
But remembered Gillyweed would gills and flippers make.
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Post by rallem on Jun 27, 2012 15:10:39 GMT -6
Very good Duddahs
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Post by Duddahs on Jun 28, 2012 9:39:22 GMT -6
Far beneath Hogwarts I do hide,
and through the plumbing I shall slide.
I killed a girl who was in a loo stall,
and petrified a cat and hung it on the wall.
Until the return of the heir my time I will bide.
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Post by fangsfan1 on Jun 28, 2012 22:11:41 GMT -6
A great one Duddahs, reminds me of something the Sphinx in the maze would ask. I'll bet your friend Fawkes the Quizmaster helped you!
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Post by rallem on Jul 5, 2012 5:08:31 GMT -6
My keeper was expelled from his school
He was turned in by someone so cool
They did snap his wand
One he was so fond
Now I live in this jungle so cruel
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Post by fangsfan1 on Jul 5, 2012 8:14:22 GMT -6
Loved it Rallem!
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Post by fangsfan1 on Jul 5, 2012 9:22:55 GMT -6
The winner of Most Dazzling Smile,
Had the students well fooled for a while,
Then the basilisk came,
He forgot his own name,
Now St Mungo's is holding his file.
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