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Post by fangsfan1 on Mar 4, 2017 19:43:32 GMT -6
What did Hagrid buy in Knockturn Alley that he had to hide from Harry?
Some hair dye to get rid of the grey in his beard-he was embarrassed for Harry to see it.
What did Ron have to wear to the Yule Ball that he hated?
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Post by Duddahs on Mar 5, 2017 20:25:09 GMT -6
What did Ron have to wear to the Yule Ball that he hated?
Spanks, the boy did enjoy his sausages..
How does a Thestral travel?
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Post by fangsfan1 on Apr 29, 2017 19:29:55 GMT -6
How does a Thestral travel?\\
By invisible hot air balloon.
How did Harry and friends get out of the Chamber of Secrets at the end of the book?
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Post by Duddahs on May 1, 2017 11:24:32 GMT -6
How did Harry and friends get out of the Chamber of Secrets at the end of the book?
They climbed the stairs of course!
How many children did Aragog have?
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Post by misscharlotte on May 3, 2017 10:40:59 GMT -6
How many children did Aragog have?
He and his wife had three boys, James, Spock and Leonard.
What was Lockhart famous for doing?
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Post by Duddahs on May 3, 2017 12:18:00 GMT -6
What was Lockhart famous for doing?
Lockhart's was a famous wizarding Hair Salon... Locks and Heart were the originators. They created the "SNAPE". It was all the rage in the 1990's. Everyone simply HAD TO HAVE IT! Their previous IT DO was the Hamill Do that Dorathy Hamill wore and made famous in the 1970's
Where would you find a bezore?
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Post by fangsfan1 on May 9, 2017 18:35:27 GMT -6
Where would you find a bezore?
In the owlery with the other owls.
What was the brave thing that Scrimgeour did in Deathly Hallows?
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Post by Duddahs on May 9, 2017 22:00:41 GMT -6
What was the brave thing that Scrimgeour did in Deathly Hallows?
Oh the poor old lion of the Ministry of Magic was forced to finally clean up Moaning Myrtle's bathroom.
Who replaced Severus Snape as potions master?
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Post by fangsfan1 on May 10, 2017 18:16:00 GMT -6
What was the brave thing that Scrimgeour did in Deathly Hallows? Oh the poor old lion of the Ministry of Magic was forced to finally clean up Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. Who replaced Severus Snape as potions master?  This has got to be one of my favorite wrong answers ever!
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Post by fangsfan1 on May 10, 2017 18:19:28 GMT -6
Who replaced Severus Snape as potions master?
Stan Shunpike of course, he even has the alliterative S name!
What did the portrait of Mrs Black do that drove everyone crazy?
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Post by Duddahs on May 10, 2017 21:55:53 GMT -6
What did the portrait of Mrs Black do that drove everyone crazy?
Oh that naughty ole witch. Even from the beyond her penchant for eating fried beans out of the can could not be controlled. The horrid smell that emanated from her knocturnal emissions were simply inexcusable. Even Kreacher began to call her "the old gas bag."
Who was the first magical person to recognize Harry Potter before Hagrid revealed his true identity?
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Post by rin68nyr on May 11, 2017 7:48:48 GMT -6
What did the portrait of Mrs Black do that drove everyone crazy? Oh that naughty ole witch. Even from the beyond her penchant for eating fried beans out of the can could not be controlled. The horrid smell that emanated from her knocturnal emissions were simply inexcusable. Even Kreacher began to call her "the old gas bag." Who was the first magical person to recognize Harry Potter before Hagrid revealed his true identity? |
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Post by fangsfan1 on May 17, 2017 19:13:22 GMT -6
Who was the first magical person to recognize Harry Potter before Hagrid revealed his true identity?
It was the pixie who was hiding in Hagrid's pink umbrella-knew him right away.
Why was Mrs Figg called to testify at Harry's trial?
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Post by Duddahs on May 20, 2017 16:08:10 GMT -6
Why was Mrs Figg called to testify at Harry's trial?
She was the sole surviving witness to Harry having attempted to murder his cousin Dudley!
What did Mrs. Figg's house smell like?
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Post by fangsfan1 on Jun 19, 2017 19:34:46 GMT -6
Another great answer Duddahs, makes sense too!
What did Mrs. Figg's house smell like?
A very strong smell of dog with a little scent of fire whiskey thrown in.
What did Aberforth have in his house that helped the Gryffindor students?
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Post by Duddahs on Jun 22, 2017 0:04:50 GMT -6
What did Aberforth have in his house that helped the Gryffindor students?
Aberforth Dumbledore was the ultimate purveyor trading in Bezore. It has long been known that unruly and disrespectful young witches and wizards were apt to attempt to prank students from houses other than their own. As a result there have been hundreds of undocumented potion poisoning amongst first and second year students attending Hogwarts.
Thankfully, Aberforth Dumbledore has always been close by the castle to keep his ready supply of Bezore at the beck and call to the heads of the Hogwarts Houses. Unfortunately it has been reported that nearly 53.75% of the emergency Bezore required to keep students from sure death have been handed to the House of Hufflepuff. It seems though the students attending both Hogwarts and having been sorted into Hufflepuff, have found themselves the target of unscrupulous attempts on their lives by more than a few Slytherin house students.
What would you find in the guest rooms of the Leaky Cauldron that might cause alarm?
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Post by fangsfan1 on Jun 24, 2017 20:04:16 GMT -6
What would you find in the guest rooms of the Leaky Cauldron that might cause alarm?
Me and my fellow Hufflepuff students downing a delicious round of drinks provided to us by those generous
Slytherins. Glug, glug!
What happened when Harry tried to secretly pull a book from the restricted section of Hogwarts Library?
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Post by Duddahs on Jun 27, 2017 0:10:44 GMT -6
What happened when Harry tried to secretly pull a book from the restricted section of Hogwarts Library?
Oh poor, poor Harry Potter. Trouble does seem to follow him where ever he goes. Harry pulled an ancient looking book from the shelf of the restricted section only to have his pinky finger slide along the side of the pages protected by its dragon hide cover.
Harry Potter developed one of the worst cases of page fungus that had ever been reported. It took a full phase of the moon for Madam Pomfrey to completely eradicate the highly contagious infection that Harry developed. Though the healing process was successful,young Harry would forever find that upon biting that very pinkys nail, he would develop a bitter lemon tasting after taste.
How did Harry and Ron arrive at Hogwarts for their second year term?
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Post by fangsfan1 on Jul 27, 2017 19:14:02 GMT -6
How did Harry and Ron arrive at Hogwarts for their second year term?
They put an engorgio spell on one of Molly's famous sweaters, then added a flying spell, then rode it like a flying carpet to school.
Where did the convict Sirius Black and the teacher Remus Lupin know each other from?
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Post by Duddahs on Jul 28, 2017 9:31:19 GMT -6
Where did the convict Sirius Black and the teacher Remus Lupin know each other from?
The two met by chance at Comicon.
Why does Moaning Myrtle moan?
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This has got to be one of my favorite wrong answers ever! 
