Harry Potter Limericks

[Duddahs]

Oh how the winds did blow,

While Hogwarts grounds were covered in snow.

Did the our Giant friend walk,

While with him the three did talk,

Bounding towards a warm fire in the hut they did go.

[fangsfan1]

Great one Duddahs!!!!

Down in Hogwarts there lives an old Hat,
Once a year he comes out for a chat,
He will sing you a song,
Tell you where you belong,
Then he'll sleep where the Headmaster sat.

Those in Gryffindor love courage best,
Ravenclaw will put minds to the test,
Those of devious mind,
Are the Slytherin kind,
Those in Hufflepuff take all the rest.

[Duddahs]

Fantastic work Fangsfan1.

Duddahs has missed reading your words to page.

[fangsfan1]

Fred and George are obeying all rules,
Head Boy Tom took his curse off the school,
But it's first of this month,
And I have a strong hunch,
That they're playing it up for All Fools.

Thank you friend Duddahs!

[Duddahs]

How the sun does shine,
and for release Fang does whine.
In the Forest to romp,
and around the bushes to stomp,
Till it is finally leg lifting time...

[misscharlotte]

;D

[Duddahs]

From both far and near,

You would never wish to hear.

Our fatal cry,

Will surely make you die.

So your earmuffs you must wear.

[fangsfan1]

It was hard not to goggle and stare at,
That brave man who made Malfoy a ferret.
Though he died in the sky,
Harry captured his eye,
Though Delores had wanted to wear it.

[Duddahs]

While we fly by day,

And late until the sky's turn grey,

We will battle those bludgers

And amaze the professorial curmudgers.

Until the Snitch is in hand to stay.

[Winky]

There was a man with long white hair

who's known for his cold hearted stare

At the muggles who happened by

he gave a sneer with evil in his eye

for pure bloods only did he care.

[fangsfansis]

From Fangsfan1 (Who is having computer issues)

A horcrux can hide in a snake
Or a ring you're forbidden to take
It could be in a cup,
That will multiply up,
It could lie in the pit of a lake

It might be in a beautiful crown,
That was worn by a lady renowned,
But the soul-piece that thrived,
In the boy who survived,
was the one that brought Voldemort down

[misscharlotte]

Jul 30, 2013 18:36:59 GMT -6 fangsfansis said:

From Fangsfan1 (Who is having computer issues)

A horcrux can hide in a snake
Or a ring you're forbidden to take
It could be in a cup,
That will multiply up,
It could lie in the pit of a lake

It might be in a beautiful crown,
That was worn by a lady renowned,
But the soul-piece that thrived,
In the boy who survived,
was the one that brought Voldemort down

Good one Fangsfan.

I saw that you also have this posted over at the WB.
Actually, that is where I saw it first. As I say... Keep em coming.  

[Duddahs]

Albus was truly loved by all,

even more so after his great fall.

Harry did carry on the quest,

so he set out for land laid west.

Then defeated Voldemort at Hogwart's walls.

[Duddahs]

There once was a Hostwitch named Fleur,

Who became famous for her posting galore.

She was truly a Harry Potter fan,

When she finally was Broadway bound to see Dan.

Now Fleur watches over the Hp boards forever more.

[fangsfan1]

I saw this one on the WB too, I think it's a beautiful tribute Duddahs, I wish I could have known her.

[Duddahs]

Dudley Dursley has fists like hams,

Uncle Vernon was against Magical scams.

Aunt Petunia was tall and lean,

Aunt Petunia was also thought to be very mean.

Harry Potter kept getting them all into odd jams.

[fangsfan1]

That was a great one Duddahs

There once was a lady named Marge,
Who liked to think she was in charge,
She said something bad,
About Harry P's dad,
And became most incredibly large.

[misscharlotte]

If you ever see a flash of light
If it's green you will die of fright
If it's red, you'll lie in a bed
Be still, Madam Pomfrey said
She'll care for you just right.



eek.

[fangsfan1]

There once was an Owl, brave and strong,
Who led Potter fans in his song,
He left for a while,
But then came back in style
For without him we can't get along.

[fangsfan1]

All that water caused Umbridge to race,
While the twins had big smiles on each face,
To the cheers of the room,
They cried "Accio broom!"
"Old Dolores, YOU clean up this place."