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Post by aberforth on Oct 14, 2011 13:37:13 GMT -6
The Headmasters door opens up and Aberforth steps in the sun filtered room.
"Al, where are you, you ole fart? Got a bone ter pick with that bunch yuz been fighting with again I do" Abe yells out with a bit of sarcasm in his voice.
Aberforth notices Fawkes sitting calmly on his perch.. What a brilliant looking creature he is and Aberforth can not help but to walk over and give Fawkes a small nod.
The flaming Scarlet and Gold feathered bird nods his head in return recognition. Then Fawkes notices Hagrid standing just outside the Headmasters office while he turns his head slightly to the side in a clear attempt to tempt his friend Hagrid into the Office itself.
"Come on, come on. Ain't got all day. Got ter git back and clean up the Inn. Who knows what kind of a mess that Kingley made kickin a little Death Eater butt over there. Jeesh Al, where is ya?"
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Post by nz101nz on Oct 14, 2011 13:43:57 GMT -6
Hagrid quickly made his way into the Headmasters office. He pushed the memories of his expulsion from Hogwarts into the back of his head.
He looked around and saw no one, and thought for sure that Professor Dumbledore had left. Suddenly, he heard a calm voice voice coming from the back of the office.
"Who is it" said the voice, with a hint of happiness.
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Post by aberforth on Oct 17, 2011 13:08:50 GMT -6
Aberforth also hears the familiar voice..
Walks around the Headmasters office but finds no hide nor hair of his brother.
"Hey Hagrid, now tells me that you heard Als voice too, cause I don't think I am halucinatin or nothing like that but at my age, who knows?"
Abe walks back to where Fawkes is sitting on his perch. Still quietly preening his brilliantly colored feathers and taking no additional notice to the pair in the room.
Abe accidentally bumps into a small spindly legged table and a high pitched silver object crashes to the floor, then burst into a huge smoke screen.
Aberforth finds himself suddenly blinded by the smoke. Unable to see an inch in front of his own nose, he sticks his hand out into the smoke filled air of the office and begins to try to make his way out of this situation.
"Hagrid, come on you beast, lets figure a way out of this mess."
With that another crash and a thump of yet another object sprawled across the floor.
The air in the office now begins to glow in brilliant colors of the rainbow. Sparkles and tiny lighting botls have developed and appear to be a small fanciful galaxy of colors and stars from some far off galaxy.
Aberforth finds himself stopped in his tracks, being memorized by the fantastical show playing itself out before his very eyes.
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Post by nz101nz on Oct 17, 2011 13:56:39 GMT -6
Hagrid turned to see a large cloud of colored smoke quickly rising up from the ground.
"Don' worry Abe. I'll get me special goggles out" He began to rumage through his coat. "I tell yer, these goggles can see through anythin'. I wear 'em every time I ride Sirius' motorbike."
He found them and quickly put them on. Suddenly, Hagrid went blind and could only see white. The goggles were only meant for night-time use and in minimal light conditions.
The sudden flash of bright light in his eyes threw Hagrid off balance and he began to wobble, each step of his slightly shaking the office. Inevitablely, Hagrid lost his balance and began to fall.
"GET OUT OF THE WAY, ABE! I'M FALLING!!!" He screamed as he fell.
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Post by aberforth on Nov 8, 2011 11:16:31 GMT -6
With a loud "THUD", Abe felt the half giant flatten him against the hard floor.
His head hitting one of the spindly legged tables as he was pushed to become nothing more than a Wizarding throw rug for the oaf.
"Ger OFF! GER OFF me you blubbering beast."
Abe tried in vane to reach his wand. He had not anticipated need it for any purpose in his brothers office.
"Now how am I supposed to get my bones fixed?" Aberforth gasped.
"Yer need to ger off me and bring me to the infirmary before I am nothin more than a sheet of parchment! Now Ger OFF ME!"
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Post by nz101nz on Nov 11, 2011 18:20:11 GMT -6
Hagrid sat up and got up off of Aberfoth. "Terribly sorry Abe"
He got to his feet and picked up Abe's wand, giving it back to him.
"I'd take yer to the Hospital Wing Abe, but I'm afraid that Madame Pomfrey isn't in. She was needed unexpectedly at St. Mungo's and left this mornin'. Is it possible to fix them by magic?"
As he spoke, Hagrid couldn't help remember poor old Gilderoy Lockhart trying to fix Harry's arm. Suddenly, Hagrid began to rummage through his pockets eagerly looking for something.
"Aha, there they are! Can I offer yer some sausages, Abe? I hear these types are particularly good for pain-relievin"
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Post by aberforth on Nov 15, 2011 12:39:21 GMT -6
"Sausage? SAUSAGE? Hagrid, I would not put anything in my mouth that you pulled out of that stinkin Mole Skin Pocket ar yers. Merlin only knows how long its been in there let alone what the heck is in that sausage to begin with.
You know, I ain't into eatin blast ended screwt or Flobbces.
Laying there with his legs unmovable, Abe places the Sonorus Charm to his chin. His voice echo's throughout the halls of Howarts.
"Minerva McGonagall, please report to the headmasters office at once. This is an emergency. I have fallen and can't get up!"
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Post by nz101nz on Nov 16, 2011 16:24:05 GMT -6
"Understood Abe. I probably wouldnt've eatin' it either!" Hagrid roared with laughter, as Aberforth's voice echoed through the castle.
In the meantime, Hagrid walked and glanced around at all of the Headmaster portraits behind Professor Dumbledore's desk. He stopped and looked up at the Portrait of Headmaster Dippet. "How are you today, Professor! Have I told you that dear old Aragog wasn't responsible for poor Myrtle's death?"
Hagrid began what would turn into a rambling conversation with the late Headmaster.
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Post by aberforth on Dec 7, 2011 12:22:16 GMT -6
Minerva McGonagall burst into the headmasters office and stopped abruptly and clasped her hand to her mouth..
"Minerva, get this oaf away from me. Thinks he broke meh legs er.."
The Transfiguration Professor reached into her robes and retrieved her wand and waved it as she silently muttered an incantation.
As Aberforth began to float gently in mid air, his eyes turned to Hagrid.
"Sorry there big fella, ah knows yer didn't mean nuthin by bustin me up. Why not ignore that dusty ole portrait and gives us an escort up to the infirmary?"
Abe smiled a weak smile while several of the portraits hanging on the walls mumbled and grumbled about being called Dusty and Old.
"Ah shut yer painted traps, da bunch O yeh." Abe spat out as he floated out of the Headmasters Office followed by Professor McGonagall and Hagrid.
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Post by nz101nz on Dec 10, 2011 7:25:06 GMT -6
"Ah Minerva thanks fer comin," Hagrid said to Minerva as she entered the office. "It's a long story. Which happens to include smoke, lots of light, a terrible fall, an' some ol' sausages" He added with a small chuckle.
Hagrid walked over to the now levitated Aberforth and nodded his head at his proposal.
"That sounds good Abe" Hagrid and Minerva exited the Headmaster's Office with a floating Aberforth behind them.
Discretely, he pulled out a package of sausages and began to eat them.
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Post by aberforth on Jan 10, 2012 14:21:48 GMT -6
As Aberforth was floated into the infirmary, a sight that they were presented with took all three by great surprise.
There sitting on the floor of the infirmary was Madam Pomfrey tied up hog tied with a shiny golden rope. Her mouth was gagged and she was clearly struggling against her binds.
"POPPIE, screamed Minerva as she let her Wingardium Leviosa spell go and Abe fell roughly to the stone floor with a deafening thud!
"OW, Watch it yer ole bat! What's yah thinking dropping me like that?" screamed Aberforth.
"Shut up you fool, look at poor Poppie! Don't worry dear, I will get you out of these binds in a jiffy."
With that said, Minerva McGonagall reached into her robes and retrieved her wand. With a flourish of her hand and the spell spoken clearly, "Diffindo!"
The golden ropes tore off the Medi Witch in an instant and the gag flew out of her mouth.
"Oh thank you Minverva. I can not even believe that that happened! The last thing I remember clearly was a cloaked figure entering the infirmary and then I just remember waking up with these things all over me. Who could have done this and why?"
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Post by kingsley on Jan 12, 2012 15:19:08 GMT -6
"Death Eaters, Poppie"
Kingsley was standing in the doorway to the Hospital Wing, with a serious look on his face.
His deep voice boomed, "A source of ours close to Lord Voldermort informed us that a group of Death Eaters are planning to attack Hogwarts. Another group was also sent to attack Hogsmeade, which explains why your inn was attacked Aberforth."
He turned to Madam Pomfrey, "If what you said is correct, then the attack has already begun. Unfortunately, were short Aurors. Tonks is undercover in Albania, and Moody's filling in for me at the Muggle Prime Minister's office."
He turned his attention back to Hagrid, Aberforth, and Professor McGonegall. "You guys will have to help us."
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Post by aberforth on Jan 13, 2012 11:18:56 GMT -6
"Watcha goin on bout there Kingsley ole man? There's no way that Deatheaters could get into the castle, unless that oaf Hagrid were to let em' in ya know."
Abe went on to moan a little bit louder as his body was wracked in pain and all this discussion of Deatheaters was taking up precious healing time he felt.
"OW! Now I will tell yer this Shaklebolt, you leave that Muggle Prime Minister to watch himself and you come and protect me from that bumbling killer over there." Aberforth threw Hagrid a very harsh look and then began to cough a deep croaking cough.
"Bring him in and put him right here on this bed.. Let me get out my sensor and see what is the matter with this ole fool other than foot in mouth disease.. Bones I can cure but a mouth like that? I am just not sufficiently equipped to handle an emergency case like that." Madam Pomfrey said with an austere look on her face.
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Post by nz101nz on Jan 14, 2012 7:51:42 GMT -6
Hagrid turned back to Kignsley and said, "Kingsley, we'll help fer sure, but can yer stall fer a little bit; just until Abe is a little better?"
Hagrid walked over to Aberforth and, against his requests, picked him up from the floor and put him on the bed beside Madam Pomfrey.
"You wouldn't by chance have anything ter cure crankiness would you, Poppie" he said with her, "I think Abe here would need a lifetime's supply!" he began to roar with laughter in his own half-giant like way.
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Post by aberforth on Jan 16, 2012 13:02:47 GMT -6
"Ha,Ha,Ha, Ho,Ho,Ho.... Yuz so funny, yer are! Shame yer has the common sense of a bowtruckle!" Abe spat out.
Kingsley came to Abes side as Abe was just about to lauch into a vitriolic rant.
Madam Pomfrey raised her right arm high into the air and with a flourish and flick of a shiny silver object, Aberforth was suddenly struck dumb. Not a peep escaped his lips and his eyes became fixed and staired at the blank ceiling above his seemingly lifeless body.
"That should do the trick. He will be quiet and very comfortable during the healing process. No need to add to Aberforths discomfort" the Medi Witch assured.
"If that is all Poppy, I have other more important matters that require my attention." McGonagall urged.
She walked briskly out of the infirmary and headed down the stone staircase with purpose.
"I an mot sure but I would think that the two of you could be of great assistance to Minerva" Poppy stated as she continued to waive the shiny object above her patient.
A slight look of concern crossed her face as she looked directly at Hagrid and then toward Kingsley. She then returned her full attention to Aberforth.
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Post by nz101nz on Jan 16, 2012 15:40:04 GMT -6
Hagrid nodded to Madam Pomfrey and then turned to Kingsley. "We'd better go. I think Minerva was goin' ter the Great Hall."
Kingsley agreed and the two of them walked out of the Hospital Wing towards the Grand Staircase.
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Post by aberforth on Mar 6, 2012 13:02:20 GMT -6
Madam Pomfrey poked and proded Aberforth all over his body.
"OOOOF, stop that you nasty ole Witch you!" Abe spat out.
"Quiet you or I will get the biggest set of Probidy Probes I can find and stick you from here to kingdom come!" Poppy snarled right back at the ole codger.
"OHHHHH, I like this one.... She is fiesty... Loves a woman who can go toe to toe with Ole Abe here!:" he jested.
"Go toe to toe with YOU? Don't get so full of yourself Old Wizard, I can put you in your place with the swish and flick of my eyelashes! Maybe I will turn you into a Bull Frog and let you loose in the lake. See how much you enjoy keeping yourself from becoming the Giant Squids dinner! How do would you like that you ole fraud?"
Aberforth just smiled a bit of a crooked smile. He blushed just a bit, closed his lips tightly and then shut his eyes.. Just taking in the very medicinal smell of the woman who might well be the thing that his dreams are made of.
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Post by aberforth on May 8, 2012 17:30:02 GMT -6
Feeling much better later that night, Aberforth found himself becoming increasingly restless.
"got to get me way back ter tha Hogshead. Only Merlin knows what has been going on down there while I've been locked up here in this loony bin."
With that Aberforth took flight into the night.. His hospital gown showing just a little more of Ole Abe than he had intended to show.
Peeves was just around the corner and confronted Abe with a cackling and cat call!
Abe realizing his compromised position attempted to walk as quickly as he could with his backside facing the wall.
Then the unfortunate happening of a sudden breeze from behind him and the realization that he was now standing directly in front of an open doorway...
A sudden gasp broke into Abes panic... Mixed with Peeves loud whistling cat calls, Abe froze on the spot, too embarrassed to take another step one way or the other.
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Post by nz101nz on Jun 19, 2012 11:28:39 GMT -6
Hagrid had just left the Hospital Wing in search of Aberforth. He had expected Abe not to stay for long and it didn't surprise him that he left.
"That bugger's probably taken a secret passage ter the Inn, not wantin' ter be seen" Hagrid said to himself as he began to think of which passage would be the quickest.
"The fake wall up in the 5th floor corridor? No, that'll put him right near the Shriekin' Shack. The mirror on the 4th floor? No, that's been caved in fer years. ... Aha!" he turned around and began in another direction. "The Room of Requirement! That'll get him right in ter his Inn"
He had just arrived on the 7th floor platform when he hear a notorious cackling just behind the 7th floor corridor door. "Peeves" Hagrid said as he opened the door to see--
"Abe?" he chuckled in surprise and laughter, as he saw a frozen Abe wearing a hospital gown. "Out fer a little stroll, are you?"
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Post by aberforth on Jul 9, 2012 8:10:45 GMT -6
"Ha,ha,ha..Think yer funny do yah? Yah mighty oaf... Yer just crackin me up."
Abe turns his back away from Hagrid with a stern look on his face and his brow furrowed and his eyes barely open slits...
He walks over to a door that happened to just appear in the stone wall of the passage...
Aberforth opened the door and reached in, pulls out a long black cloak and proceeds to change into the new cloths...
"Mind turnin your back and givin a Wizard some privacy here? Come on, we have ter get ourselves back to the Inn.. I imagine things may have gotten a little scruffy down there. An ah don't trust that house elf as far as I can throw em..."
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