Post by grandpalovegood on Mar 7, 2012 2:39:33 GMT -6
1. Always wear your seat-belt.
2. Do not go blowing up your Aunt when you want your Uncle to sign a permission slip later on.
3. You should always take a ride on a purple bus.
4. Never name your dragon until you're sure if it's a boy or a girl.
5. Never judge people by their jewelry (AKA people who wear radish earrings can be really cool).
6. Always listen to an insistent Owl
7. Never assume you know the flavor of a colored jelly bean.
8. Never tickle a sleeping dragon.
9. Never follow the spiders!
10. Always assume oddly behaved animals are Animagus
11. Unlocking locked doors is often a bad idea.
12. Do not trust a teacher who boasts about their accomplishments, look to their results!
13. Spiders are not great pets.
14. Speak very clearly when standing in a fireplace with a roaring fire around you!
15. If your teacher is absent around every full moon....they just might be a werewolf.
16. Always bring a pink umbrella when visiting pubs in London!
17. Becoming a school prefect is worth it for the bathroom privileges alone.
18. Always bring a musical instrument when dealing with a three headed dog.
19. Never think that Boar-hounds are brave.
20. Even if you look silly, it's a good idea to wear a helmet when playing a game of chess.
21. Never sit on a broomstick!
22. Keep your friends close, but your enemies even closer
23. Great teachers come in all shapes and sizes, ages and creature types.
24. No-one is ever too old or too young to be a hero.
25. Objects may appear smaller than they really are on the inside.
26. Never jump down a trapdoor.
27. Listen to the advice of Ghosts in your bathroom
28. Always use extreme caution when going into the restricted section of a library.
29. Always wear clean underwear as you never know when you are going to outgrow your invisibility cloak!
30. Never read someone Else's diary.
31. To stay in bed when my head of house tells me to!
32. Never assume nobody can find your hiding places.
33. Never use animal hairs in potions meant only for human transformations.
34. Never insult a Hippogriff.
35. If you ever see a bleached blond 11 year old, run for the hills!
36. Always tell your closest friends everything.
37. Never peek into other peoples desk drawers... you never know if there's a bogart inside.
38. Always Tickle Pears
39. Always know and trust the person who gives you chocolate treats.
40. Always have someone you do not like test your wine for you
41. That it's ok to blow things up as long as you have your teacher's permission.
42. Don't count your wooden bridges until you have crossed them and are on hard land
43. Always assume Half-Giants are nice.
44. Owls can suffer from Dementia and or Alzheimer Disease too.
45. Nothing will stop an owl from delivering it's mail.
46. NEVER borrow a quill from Umbridge.
47. Ghosts are usually friendly.
48. There is a difference between Goblins and Elves
49. A successful book series can turn into an equally successful film series!
50. It is not wise to be mean to the smartest kid in your class. They might just be your next bestest friend ever.
51. It is sometimes except-able to be a student who has a teacher running around in the woods near the school naked and howling in the moonlight.
52. Make sure you become best friends with the smartest witch or wizard of your time.
53. That love conquers evil.
54. It's always wise to carry a bezoar with you.
55. Be sure to check your Gringotts vault before you shop in Diagon Alley
56. That everyone needs a delimunator
57. Fluffy is not always something you would want to put your head on.
58. To watch out for trick steps on staircases.
59. To never neglect ones ear muffs.
60. That a large egg could quite possibly be a dragon.
61. watch out for stinky old ladies who live alone. they might just have a snake inside of them.
62. Brooms are for more than sweeping floors with.
63. Never look snakes in the eye, especially big ones.
64. Always take Fang out after feeding him.. He can really smell the Hut up!
65. That Ford Anglias could quite possibly have flying capabilities.
66. Not all Phone Boxes may be what they appear to be
67. Listen to Dumbledore when he says to stay out of the Forbidden Forest.
68. Think wisely before consulting with goblins.
69. Things always seem to get worse in life before they get better.
70. Never sign a petition for Hermione
71. Never judge a book by it's cover.... Just look at Luna and how much she brought to Harry's group of friends and so much more.
72. Toilets have many uses.
73. Tickling Pears can lead to a full tummy
74. Never underestimate the little guys, just ask a Gringotts Dragon.
75. Dementors do not make for good overnight guests
76. That LOVE is the most powerful thing in the world.
77. Never judge a book by its cover.
78. It's always good to have friends.
79. Not all people who wear all black are BAD! (black hat vs. white hat cowboys)
80. Don't EVER underestimate the love of a mother! Ask Molly and Narcissa.
81.Never underestimate the young ones ability to do difficult magic.
82. Bigger is not always better.
83. Someone might always be watching you under an Invisibility Cloak
84. Since some wizards consider Hogwarts thier home, It must be cool to live in a castle.
85. Not to allow Slytherin's to play with matches, especially in the Room or Requirements.
86. Teaching Dark Arts to irresponsible kids is NOT wise.
87. Working in the Greenhouses of Hogwarts without earmuffs can be detrimental to your life.
88. Never give up. Anything's possible
89. Being an Evil Lord Sucks. No real friends.
90. Don't ever try to put out candles with your hands...
91. A Galleon saved is a Galleon earned.
92. That Mr. Gaunt is one strange dude. Don't want to mess with him.
93. Never mess with a tank full of brains...
94. Take it from Sirius Black... the bird bites!
95. Never take an orb off a shelf that has your name on it, unless you look behind you first.
96. Just because your best friend storms out in a huff does not mean they are not still your friend.
97. Take it from Hermione, it's always better to remember what affects wearing a Horcrux can have on a person. Always be understanding of the one under that kind of pressure.
2. Do not go blowing up your Aunt when you want your Uncle to sign a permission slip later on.
3. You should always take a ride on a purple bus.
4. Never name your dragon until you're sure if it's a boy or a girl.
5. Never judge people by their jewelry (AKA people who wear radish earrings can be really cool).
6. Always listen to an insistent Owl
7. Never assume you know the flavor of a colored jelly bean.
8. Never tickle a sleeping dragon.
9. Never follow the spiders!
10. Always assume oddly behaved animals are Animagus
11. Unlocking locked doors is often a bad idea.
12. Do not trust a teacher who boasts about their accomplishments, look to their results!
13. Spiders are not great pets.
14. Speak very clearly when standing in a fireplace with a roaring fire around you!
15. If your teacher is absent around every full moon....they just might be a werewolf.
16. Always bring a pink umbrella when visiting pubs in London!
17. Becoming a school prefect is worth it for the bathroom privileges alone.
18. Always bring a musical instrument when dealing with a three headed dog.
19. Never think that Boar-hounds are brave.
20. Even if you look silly, it's a good idea to wear a helmet when playing a game of chess.
21. Never sit on a broomstick!
22. Keep your friends close, but your enemies even closer
23. Great teachers come in all shapes and sizes, ages and creature types.
24. No-one is ever too old or too young to be a hero.
25. Objects may appear smaller than they really are on the inside.
26. Never jump down a trapdoor.
27. Listen to the advice of Ghosts in your bathroom
28. Always use extreme caution when going into the restricted section of a library.
29. Always wear clean underwear as you never know when you are going to outgrow your invisibility cloak!
30. Never read someone Else's diary.
31. To stay in bed when my head of house tells me to!
32. Never assume nobody can find your hiding places.
33. Never use animal hairs in potions meant only for human transformations.
34. Never insult a Hippogriff.
35. If you ever see a bleached blond 11 year old, run for the hills!
36. Always tell your closest friends everything.
37. Never peek into other peoples desk drawers... you never know if there's a bogart inside.
38. Always Tickle Pears
39. Always know and trust the person who gives you chocolate treats.
40. Always have someone you do not like test your wine for you
41. That it's ok to blow things up as long as you have your teacher's permission.
42. Don't count your wooden bridges until you have crossed them and are on hard land
43. Always assume Half-Giants are nice.
44. Owls can suffer from Dementia and or Alzheimer Disease too.
45. Nothing will stop an owl from delivering it's mail.
46. NEVER borrow a quill from Umbridge.
47. Ghosts are usually friendly.
48. There is a difference between Goblins and Elves
49. A successful book series can turn into an equally successful film series!
50. It is not wise to be mean to the smartest kid in your class. They might just be your next bestest friend ever.
51. It is sometimes except-able to be a student who has a teacher running around in the woods near the school naked and howling in the moonlight.
52. Make sure you become best friends with the smartest witch or wizard of your time.
53. That love conquers evil.
54. It's always wise to carry a bezoar with you.
55. Be sure to check your Gringotts vault before you shop in Diagon Alley
56. That everyone needs a delimunator
57. Fluffy is not always something you would want to put your head on.
58. To watch out for trick steps on staircases.
59. To never neglect ones ear muffs.
60. That a large egg could quite possibly be a dragon.
61. watch out for stinky old ladies who live alone. they might just have a snake inside of them.
62. Brooms are for more than sweeping floors with.
63. Never look snakes in the eye, especially big ones.
64. Always take Fang out after feeding him.. He can really smell the Hut up!
65. That Ford Anglias could quite possibly have flying capabilities.
66. Not all Phone Boxes may be what they appear to be
67. Listen to Dumbledore when he says to stay out of the Forbidden Forest.
68. Think wisely before consulting with goblins.
69. Things always seem to get worse in life before they get better.
70. Never sign a petition for Hermione
71. Never judge a book by it's cover.... Just look at Luna and how much she brought to Harry's group of friends and so much more.
72. Toilets have many uses.
73. Tickling Pears can lead to a full tummy
74. Never underestimate the little guys, just ask a Gringotts Dragon.
75. Dementors do not make for good overnight guests
76. That LOVE is the most powerful thing in the world.
77. Never judge a book by its cover.
78. It's always good to have friends.
79. Not all people who wear all black are BAD! (black hat vs. white hat cowboys)
80. Don't EVER underestimate the love of a mother! Ask Molly and Narcissa.
81.Never underestimate the young ones ability to do difficult magic.
82. Bigger is not always better.
83. Someone might always be watching you under an Invisibility Cloak
84. Since some wizards consider Hogwarts thier home, It must be cool to live in a castle.
85. Not to allow Slytherin's to play with matches, especially in the Room or Requirements.
86. Teaching Dark Arts to irresponsible kids is NOT wise.
87. Working in the Greenhouses of Hogwarts without earmuffs can be detrimental to your life.
88. Never give up. Anything's possible
89. Being an Evil Lord Sucks. No real friends.
90. Don't ever try to put out candles with your hands...
91. A Galleon saved is a Galleon earned.
92. That Mr. Gaunt is one strange dude. Don't want to mess with him.
93. Never mess with a tank full of brains...
94. Take it from Sirius Black... the bird bites!
95. Never take an orb off a shelf that has your name on it, unless you look behind you first.
96. Just because your best friend storms out in a huff does not mean they are not still your friend.
97. Take it from Hermione, it's always better to remember what affects wearing a Horcrux can have on a person. Always be understanding of the one under that kind of pressure.
